轻松搞怪愚人节整人方法

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2016轻松搞怪愚人节整人方法大全

　　导语：一年一度的愚人节就要到来了,不整人你就等着被整吧。

2016轻松搞怪愚人节整人方法大全

　　2016轻松搞怪愚人节整人方法大全

　　1给你讲个故事，从前有个笨蛋，他非常笨，别人问他什么问题他都只会摇头或回答“没有”，这个故事你听过吗?

　　2.找一个朋友，让他先说3遍“老鼠”，然后再说3遍“老鼠”，待他说完“老鼠，老鼠，老鼠，鼠老，鼠老，鼠老”之后，立即问他”猫最怕什么”，几乎可以保证他会答“老鼠”，本人试过多次，屡试不爽.

　　3 . 随便找3个东西，比如3个杯子吧，你敲第一个时让你的朋友说“忘”，敲第二个说“情”，第三个说“水”，美其名曰测试你朋友的反映速度，几次之后，不停的敲第一个，你的朋友如果跟着说”忘，忘，忘，忘，汪，汪，汪，汪，汪，……”呵呵，效果就出来了。

　　4. 你问他：“一个三点水加一个来是什么?”

　　他想了一想说：”不确定，涞(LAI)?”

　　你再问：“一个三点水加一个去呢?”

　　他八成会说：”...什么字?有这个字吗?去?”

　　其实应该是”法”......

　　5. 伸出1个手指，问别人“这是几”

　　再次伸出2个手指，问别人“这是几”

　　再次伸出3个手指，问别人“1+1是几”

　　10人里最多1人答对

　　6. 问比1大的数字有吗?对方说有

　　再问比10大的有没有?对方说有

　　直到说到100000

　　最后问比你傻的傻瓜的有没有?

　　对方回很警觉的说”没有”!

　　7 劝MM酒时对她说：我喝清一杯，你喝一口

　　然后重复....我清，你一口..........

　　8. 甲：除了人什么动物最爱问“为什么”?

　　乙：不知道。

　　甲：是猪!

　　乙：为什么?

　　哈!!!

　　9. 猪的.英语拼写是PUG吧?

　　不对，是PIG

　　不是吧，我怎么记得是U(YOU)呀

　　你弄错了，是I 猪是YOU

　　【“愚人节”的三种传说】

　　以下关于“愚人节”的三种传说，其趣味各有千秋，至于哪种更为真实全凭您的亮眼一辨真伪喽!

　　As it was called years ago, All Fools' Day is observed in many countries around the world. The origin of April Fool's Day remains clouded in obscurity. But what is clear is that the tradition of a day devoted to foolery had ancient roots. As we look back in time, many ancient predecessors of April Fool's Day are found.

　　A French legendary

　　The most widespread theory about the origin of April Fool's Day links the Gregorian calendar reform.

　　In 1582 France became the first country to switch from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar. This meant that the beginning of the year was moved from the end of March to January 1. If someone failed to keep up with the change and continued to celebrate the New Year between March 25th and April 1st, various jokes would be played on him. This story might explain why April 1st specifically became the date of the modern holiday.

　　Mythological roots

　　There have been quite a few attempts to provide mythological explanations for the rise of April Fool's Day.

　　One story dates back to Roman mythology, particularly the myth of Ceres (the Goddess of grain and the harvest) and Proserpina. In Roman mythology Pluto, the God of the Dead, abducted Proserpina and brought her to live with him in the underworld. Proserpina called out to her mother Ceres for help, but Ceres, who could only hear the echo of her daughter's voice, searched in vain for Proserpina. The fruitless search of Ceres for her daughter was commemmorated during the Roman festival of Cerealia and believed by some to have been the mythological antecedent of the fool's errands popular on April 1st.

　　British folklore linked April Fool's Day to the town of Gotham. According to the legend, it was traditional in the 13th century for any road that the King travelled over to become public property. People in Gotham didn't want to lose their main road and spread a false story to stop the King. A messenger was sent to Gotham after King John learned the people's trick. But when the messenger arrived in Gotham he found the town was full of lunatics who were engaged in foolish activities such as drowning fish or attempting to cage birds in roofless fences. The King fell for the hoax and declared the town too foolish to warrant punishment. And ever since then, April Fool's Day has supposedly commemmorated their trickery.

　　Anthropological explanations

　　Anthropologists and cultural historians provide their own explanations for the rise of April Fool's Day. According to them, the celebration traces its roots back to festivals marking the Springtime.

　　Spring is the time of year when the weather becomes fickle, as if Nature is playing tricks on man, and festivals occurring during the Spring traditionally mirrored this sense of whimsy and surprise. They often involved temporary inversions of the social order. Normal behavior no longer governed during the brief moment of transition as the old world died and the new cycle of seasons was born. Practical jokes,trickery, and the turning upside down of status expectations were all allowed.

　　In addition,the linkage between April Foolery and the Springtime is seen in another story that traces the origin of the custom back to the abundance of fish to be found in French streams during early April when the young fish had just hatched. These young fish were easy to fool with a hook and lure. Therefore, the French called them 'Poisson d'Avril' or 'April Fish.' Soon it became customary to fool people on April 1, as a way of celebrating the abundance of foolish fish.

　　Vocabulary:

　　observe : celebrate(庆祝)

　　Gregorian calendar: 格里高里历法，即现行的阳历，公历，由教皇格列高利十三世于1582年倡导使用，为朱利安历法的改进版

　　Ceres: 谷类女神，犹如希腊神化中的Demeter，掌管农业，富饶女神

　　Proserpina: 普罗塞耳皮娜，丰饶女神的女儿，后被Pluto诱拐成为地狱的女神

　　Pluto: 普罗托，罗马神话的冥神

　　Cerealia：农神节，在这一天，人们可以尽情狂欢，奴隶们甚至可以扮演奴隶主的角色统治自己的主人

　　fool's errands : fruitless mission or undertaking(徒劳无用的工作)

　　Gotham: 哥谭镇, 英国传说中的愚人村, 同时也是纽约的别名

　　lunatics: 傻瓜，疯子

　　fall for: 喜欢，爱上

　　too foolish to warrant punishment: 因为村子里的人很愚笨，所以可以得到赦免